Why isn't my butt disappearing???

I've been workin' it off and it's not leaving! Oh yeah, wrong kind of work. I can't wait til the middle of January when I promised to have this report done...oh yeah it is the middle of January. Ok, I want next week to be over, but wait, I need every second of it to get my work done! Ugh, I just want time to download the Christmas pictures from the camera, maybe even upload a couple. Getting them printed, well that may have to wait till June...not really...